steel in a nutshell

here is my take on this lovely town they call the steel city...

• its quarterback is retarded for not wearing a helmet on his crotch rocket. at least now he has a new friend in kanye who can give him advice about eating through a straw. him and my paizano malibu
• the people are incredibly nice, with the exception of the loonies you see from time to time with so many hospitals in the area
• the drivers are very mellow. this fact seems to bother many of my colleagues, but personally, i don't really mind. it seems like everybody basically knows the roads and traffic patterns pretty darn well, which is impressive b/c the town has such complex roads. i dig it
• there is nowhere to ride in town except the oval, unless you want to drive outside of town for a few minutes. which i have no interest in doing
• traveling over the bridges is beautiful no matter what the time, weather, or rush. namely, driving home from work and coming out of the fort pitt tunnel to dive straight over the monongahela into downtown is the best part of my day. gorgeous

don't bring that kool-aid to no gym
party!

- scott van pelt